I never realized how many muscles I have in my body until this weekend because every single one of them is now sore. I guess I should have expected as much because I have never played paintball before and I’m really not that athletic. But damn, was it ever worth it!
A large group of us from work went up to Sgt Splatters on Sunday for three hours of paintball fun. All of the girls from work had gone shopping beforehand and bought some army pants and camouflage shirts. Unfortunately we didn’t really take into consideration that the camouflage shirts we bought were for the arctic (they were black and white) but who cares, we looked cute. None of us wanted to ruin our good clothes, and damn are those army pants ever comfortable!
I have to admit that it was quite the adrenaline rush shooting people, running for cover and getting dirty. It reminded me of when we used to play cops and robbers as kids. I miss that kind of playfulness that I had when I was young. I hardly remember watching any TV. We would be outside from 10:00 am until 6:00 pm climbing trees, building forts, and playing on the train tracks. Looking back it was pretty dangerous but fun.
I guess paintball allows grown ups to recreate that kind of playfulness of childhood, but with an added layer of pain for more of an adrenaline rush. Would I play again? I probably would but only if it was a closed game with other beginners. I realized the horror of what it would be like to get slaughtered when you go up against advanced paintball players.
They way they have it set up is that you don’t play the full three hours straight. They would rotate our group with another group. You play one game, come off, then they play etc. So we only played about 6-7 games for the three hours. The other group was comprised of hard core paint ball experts. They all had their own clothes, masks, guns and insane look in their eyes. Our group was about 98% beginners who were inappropriately dressed with borrowed guns and not enough padding. The final game of the day was essentially a free for anyone at Sgt Splatters who wanted to join. I ran out of paintballs so I never went into that last game and I still thank whatever deity smiled upon me that hour.
Within 5 minutes after the start of the game our group was staggering out, limping and moaning in pain. Apparently there was some paintball fanatic in there who had two automatic guns and was just slowly walking around firing hundreds of paint pellets every minute. He would not hit you once but about 8-10 times until you were huddled in the sand weeping for your life. I think I would have kicked him in the balls if he kept doing that to me. Well, only after I was able to catch my breath from screaming, “I’m out!!! Don’t hit me! I’m OOOUUUUTTTT!!!”
Overall it was a lot of fun. I have some bruises but the worst welt and massive bruise is on my stomach from getting hit at point blank range. I had hoped I would be able to take some pictures, but after the first game my hands were covered in vegetable oil based paint and I didn’t want to touch my camera and ruin it. They took some group shoots of us though, and if you can actually see me in them then I’ll be sure to post them so you can see just how butch I can look in army fatigues and pigtails.
Edit:Added a photo. I’m the middle girl with the black and white camo top. I’m realizing that three shirts was probably not a good idea for the added bulk